Top Ten Signs You've Been In The Hospital Too Long

10) You've got every parking spot scoped out in the parking garage. 9) Your Bonneville suddenly becomes a compact car in order to fit into the compact car parking spots. 8) You are on a first name basis with all the employees. 7) You decide to bring leftovers for lunch so you don't have to eat at the hospital cafeteria again. 6) You forget what the weather is like outside and wear flip flops in late October because you're dressed for the 75 degree hospital room. 5) People start asking you how long you've worked here. 4) You owe one of the cafeteria guys a favor. 3) Someone you saw on the first day comes back for a follow-up clinic. 2) You start finishing the nurse's sentences: "I suctioned her nose this morning ... " "Let me guess ... but you didn't really get anything?" And the number one sign that you've been in the hospital too long ... Your little girl finished all of her feedings from a bottle for over two days straight!